And so it was that the fate of one of America's most popular backyard games was sealed.
While lawn darts are still illegal to sell in the US, UK, and elsewhere, you can certainly make your own. And if you have no idea how, guess what? We've figured it out for you.
Those of you with fond memories of lawn darts, as a civilized and gentlemanly pass time of many youthful summers (perhaps we're showing our age a bit here- these things have been illegal for quite a while....) will be pleased to learn that once again this gem of recreation is available to the masses.
The masses will have to be a wee bit handy, though, and ready for a SLIGHTLY beefed up version of this classic: ZK Macro Zarts are over two feet long, and weigh about a pound each!
Since it's not legal to sell these any more, we only provide you with the instructions to build your own. It will require an couple hours, and about 30 bucks worth of stuff from your local hardware store (I'm not terribly fond of Home Depot, but it happens to be where we got all our supplies while developing this project, so I know they have all the necessary components...)
Though we at Zerothousand do strive to make our offerings as simple and widely accessible as possible, we also think it's high time you all got yourselves a kit together of basic tools and such, especially if you are planning on patronizing our website with any frequency.
You can skip ahead and download the Zart Plans & Instructions right away:
download .sitx archive
download .zip archive
Included are several photos that should help in assembly, especially the fins.
If you're curious to know what's involved before you download, here is a quick material list:
Instructions for assembly are printed on the blueprints- basically you
cut out the fins using our template, cinch them onto the tomato stakes
with zip ties, and shove that into the pipe fittings, with a bit of
drilling, shrinking, and tightening thrown in.
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